Ash Wentzday
pete wentz and ashlee simpson’s celeb couple name.
boardie one: trashlee simpson sucks hxc. ugh she should just diaf!
boardie two: ash wentzday ftw!
boardie one: no! jeanae all the way!
boardie two: jeanaeiou and sometimes y ftf! ash wentzday ftfw
boardie three: lol pwned
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