ashcroft

1. scary fundamentalist uber-b-tch who lost a senate election to a dead man and who is presently busy wiping his -ss with the american const-tution and figuring out new ways to imprison and execute anyone who disagrees with him.

2. another fascistic bush lackey.
one ashcroft in office is more than this country can stand; re-defeat bush in 2004 to prevent it from happening again.
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to loose to someone who is deceased
dude, i just got ashcrofted by my dead grandma at a “crossing over with john edwards” show playing a game of rock,paper, scissors.
-sshole

meant to be used in places where saying -sshole is just not appropriate. made popular by the replacement of the word -sshole in the airline version of the movie sideways.
j – dude, i’ve been noticing footprints leading into and out of my barn the past few mornings.
d – really, that’s strange.
j – yea, so last night i caught the little pig f-ucker coming out of my barn and he said he just went in there to take a leak.
d – what an ashcroft!
the most facist moron ever to hold an american public office since … well … ever. creator of many acts that curtail the civil rights of american citizens, and one who endorses the imprisonment and brutal treatment of people without charges.
if ashcroft walked into a room containing hitler, stalin, hussein, bin laden, and nero, he would be right at home.
syn. marijuana. satirical. usage emerged following then-attorney general ashcroft’s escalation of drug law enforcement as a priority of the us department of justice, in particular a high-profile series of dea raids on head shops, bong makers, etc., in february 2003.
while i was down south, i scored a bag of ashcroft.