Asheel
a name belonging to a god among men. has unparalleled charisma (commonly referred to as ‘asheel charisma’) that makes him invincible to getting in trouble. a very charming young man who is loved for his arrogance and traditionally -sshole remarks instead of being hated for them. adored by millions of men and women who worship the ground he walks on. he has the brains to outsmart you with his quick thinking, but he can also injure you with his ability to kick your -ss. no one dares to oppose him in battle because everyone will hate that guy. asheel’s always innocent. that’s a fact of life. he always wins. that’s also a fact of life. he’s practically perfect. once again, it’s a fact of life. also he knows how to get tons of women which gives him the nickname “t-ttymaster.’ there will never be another asheel. he is a once in a universe type of a guy. #fact
asheel: nice shirt, wanna bang?
girl: yes.
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