Asheville Curse


the given name to the effect that moving to asheville, nc has on any unknowing individual. it completely reverses high hopes and aspirations into a complete and total acceptance of mediocrity. the unknowing victim is completely ok with this transformation

only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.
i had a 3.5 gpa in high school and acceptance to college, but i think working at office max for the rest of my life is fine with me. i have succ-mbed to the asheville curse.

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