ashlibi
the excuse or alibi given when a spouse or significant other is confronted with why their email address or other user information is on the ashleymadison.com hack list of 39 million registered users.
usually contains references to a dark plot, somebody hacking somebody somewhere, somehow, “bots”, the dark web and a misplaced p-n-s that has now shrunken smaller than the credit card they used for a paid membership.
when confronted, he sputtered out his ashlibi: “i don’t know how my email got on that list. it must be an evil plot against me. just like that std we got from the toilet seat.”
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