Ashton Fuckcher
having s-x with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it’s ashton kutcher, everyone’s favourite man crush.
person 1: dude, i totally f-cked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.
person 2: that’s superawesomedisgusting
person 1: it’s cool though, i was performing an ashton f-ckcher at grade 8 level.
person 2: oh, i’ll join in next time then.
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