Ashutosh
a god-like person with a strong personality and leadership skills, who chooses to do things on his own terms and often gets his way. could be very lazy at times and has a very short attention span
behold the ashutosh`
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referring to any human being, usually a man who sits at home all day watching tv with a laptop on his lap gambling on horses while munching on nuts
shut the f-ck up you hideous ashutosh!
d-mn, that woman is such an ashutosh.
a hideous mudkah-like creature. also known as the jamaican jamun, the gluttonous gulab, the tumultuous tatte, and the protegee of p-rn. it is said that an ashutosh once spilled peanut crumbs onto his couch, told his son to remove the mess, and proceeded to deliver the child a hot d-ckings to the back of the head, paralyzing the ashutosh-sp-wn for weeks.
“ashutosh, get off the couch, take the nuts off your lap and get a f-cking job”
-“shut the f-ck up you filthy chutia, ashutosh moves when he choses so!”
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