asian cocktail
a (free) gl-ss of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an “excessive” bill and, in turn, extra tip. this is more pr-nounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.
variants:
“on the rocks” – with ice
“d00d, wtf…” – hot water
customer: we’ll have two ice waters please.
–server 1 walks back–
server 2: can i help you out with anything?
server 1: yeah, two asian c-cktails on the rocks…
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