asian fail
to not get an a in a cl-ss. some asians hold themselves to high standards, and anything less than an a is considered “failing”.
a term often used at thomas jefferson.
omg! i asian failed that physics test and got a b+… now i’ll never get into nova
asian fail: (v) the act of asian failing is getting a b+ in any cl-ss, particularly math. it usually results in m-ssive -sswhupping by angry asian parents.
ellen: xiao min asian failed math!
matt: her parents are gonna kill her. plus, what kind of asian fails math?
any grade under 90
asian kid:”mom, i asian failed my test”
asian mom: “what did you get?”
asian kid: “an 88”
getting a test score below 90%.
with the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.
usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).
1:
girls talking:
girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!
girl 2(asian): omg!! that’s soo bad!!
girl 3(white): -sighs- asian fail…
2:
girl 1(asian):my mum’s gonna kill – i got real sh-t on my test!!!
girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score ever!!! we’ve sooo failed…
when an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. anything less than above a 100%
asian child: look mom, i got a 100% on this test!
asian mom: why is it only a 100%?
asian child: well this was the highest possbile score i could earn.
asian mom: what about extra credit? why didn’t you answer it?
asian child: there was no extra credit!
asian mom: you should have gotten extra credit!
asian fail.
when an asian doesn’t get an a on an -ssignment/test/cl-ss.
asian kid #1: ah cr-p, i failed.
asian kid #2: fail or asian fail?
asian kid #1: b+, asian fail.
the failure to fit the studious math-loving stereotypes of an asian when you are an asian.
mr. brandt: isaac read your answer
isaac (asian): umm, the uh blastopore becomes a, uh-
mr. brandt: no, you’re answering wrong question, pay attention!
entire cl-ss: asianfail!!!
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