asian grandma


a crazy b-tch who likes to pretend that she is innocent. she is unsanitary and gross. she is not like your typical loving grandma because she cannot cook. in fact, you fear her cooking. who knows if the meat is even cooked through. all asian grandmothers have the same ear length hair that is somewhat curly. all asian grandmas have the same fashion (ugly prints, floral patterns, etc)
oh cr-p. my asian grandma cooked chicken. well, time for food poisoning

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