Asian Masturbation
the act of watching p-rn and reading wikipedia at the same time.
i was watching girls gone wild while reading up on global warming. – asian masturbation
to m-st-rb-t- with 2 fingers. most commonly the thumb and index finger.
95% of asian men have tiny (under 3 1/2 inch) p-n-ses, causing them to only m-st-rb-t- with 2 fingers because they cant comfortably fit any more. the saying also applies to those who arent asian but still have tiny p-n-ses and can only fit 2 fingers around it.
gavin practices asian masturbation because he has a 2 1/2 inch p-n-s, he cant fit any more fingers around it
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