Asian Monocle
similar to asian goggles, but performed with only one t-st-cl- on one eye.
alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your p-n-s.
girl – “shiiiiiiiittt my eye”
boy – “yeah b-tch, you just got an asian monocle”.
guy 1 – “hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer”
guy 2 – “i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle b-tches now”
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