asian pop tart
1. when you take a pop tart, preferably uncooked, and smash it against someones head and in their hair. the sticky goo should get all in their making it difficult to get out.
2. or when a man -j-c-l-t-s inside a woman, and then takes a potato chip and scr-ping off all the s-m-n and v-g-n-l liquids and eating said potato chip.
1. oh!!! i just shoved a pop tart in your emo hair! you got an asian pop tart, poser b-tch! f-ckin suck on that you emo sh-t!
2. mmmm… that asian pop tart tasted sooo good, baby!
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