Asian Roadblock
the asian roadblock is when a group of asian students spread out over a sidewalk or other heavily trafficked walking route and decide to walk at 0.2 feet per hour. this phenomenon has been noticed at all universities across north america; experts speculate that it is a scheme set up by chinese agents in order to stifle the progress of western higher education.
professor: “why are you late for cl-ss?”
you: “sorry, i hit an asian roadblock, i was stuck behind them for 30 mins.”
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