asian rod
the act of p–ping in a condom , freezing it then using as a phallus. for most satisfaction allow the asian rod to slightly defrost so it crumbles upon entry
would you like to see my asian rod?
bend over and take my asian rod !!!
what is an asian rod?
sit on my asian rod!
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