Asianastic
an adjective that describes something that possesses asian-like features. this word is rumored to have originated from language of the “mogwai” in the 1984 cl-ssic, gremlins. the word asianastic when spoken is often mistaken for “a gymnastic” which in no way relates to it’s actual meaning unless someone is speaking about a gymnast with asian-like features.
1-“…ukrainians have asianastic eyes”
2-“a gymnast eyes?”
1-“no, asianastic. asian-like eyes, kind of like mine]”
2-“that’s not a real word…”
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