ask derrick
derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.
is that switch f-cked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its f-cked!
boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?
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