asked
a sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don’t give a sh-t about. the term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he f-cked last night.
on a side note “asked” is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status
sean: dude i f-cked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. it was so aawesome!!
dude: asked
sean: but dude she had some big -ss t-ttys
dude: asked, now go away
ex 2)
rani’s facebook status: the cowboys are 2-7!!
dude: i asked
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