askew
not in proper place, rolled up.
ariella: did he feel you up?
leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew 😉
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awry, bewelled, skew, wry
this old watch’ hands look askew.
a fat or overly annoying female teacher, a b-tch
my teacher is an askew, she gives way to much homework.
morbidly obese – no less than overweight
“you are too much of an askew – lose some weight” “i can’t” “haha”
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