a/s/l

age / s-x / location. the mating call of the barely post-p-b-scant teenager. typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. more often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his “dream girl” for his own sick, s-d-stic pleasure.
h-rny teenager: “a/s/l?”
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: “16/f/hopefully in your bedroom soon 😉 ”
h-rny teenager: “wanna cyber?!?!”
50yr old dude: “thought you’d never ask!!!!!”
age/s-x/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.
dude 1: “yo, asl?”
dude 2: “80/male/arkansas”
dude 1: -runs, since there’s no promise of s-x-
age / s-x / location
age s-x location

somethings creeps say

only girls the age of 12 enjoy
creep:a/s/l
girl(older):wow get a f-cking life you creep

creep:a/s/l
12 year old girl: 19 female boston you should come see me!
creep:jackpot got me a 12 year old!
age/species/location the furry’s mating call put simply to yiff on msn and aol messenger
furry guy1:a/s/l
furry guy2:80/dog/in your house
furry guy1: 0.o
age/s-x/location. if ur a guy, some girl can just ask u that question and then come to your house and really be a guy, and could rape you. never go on aol/aim chatrooms.
i went on aol chatroom and some stupid girl wanted to know my asl