asmp
almost sh-t my pants
gary: lmao, asmp!
jeff: f-ck you gary! how was i supposed to know she was a tranny?
gary: the c-ck should have been a dead giveaway.
jeff: i wasn’t coming in from that angle!
gary: lmao, asmp!
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