asparagasp


an involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus p-ss-odor.
oh snap! i forgot about eating all of that d-mned asparagus at dinner. got up to p-ss and was slammed in the face by the stank…asparagasp got me, bro!!

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