Asparapee
the noxious smell in urine experienced by most people immediately after consuming asparagus. studies have shown that while many can’t smell the pungent stench, most do extrude it. this phenomenon is most likely caused by farmers adding sulfur to fertilize their soil. the odor is sometimes accompanied by a neon yellow or green hue.
person a: d-mn, your pee is freakin’ reekin’! did you have asparagus for dinner last night?
person b: yes, i have asparapee.
1 more definition
add your own
the odorous urine produced by eating asparagus.
“i totally forgot what i had for dinner until i caught a whiff of my asparapee later!”
Read Also:
- Asperfation
the minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else’s face. man, you just violated the -ss-to-face ratio. that was just too close. respect asperfation!
- Assanginate
to -ss-ssinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing. destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility. michael moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. we’d better try and -ssanginate him.
- assbut
from the syndicated fox primetime cartoon “the simpsons”. used by the character jimbo jones in a derogatory fashion at the character mayor quimby. mayor quimby: “i don’t need to listen to you.” jimbo jones: “then prove it, -ssbut!”
- ass carving
1)the act of profusely having straight or gay -n-l intercourse usually resulting in some kind of bleeding of the r-ct-m 2)raping of the -n-s enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison roger: d-mn john i did some intense -ss carving with that malaysian hooker last night!!! john: you do know that that […]
- Asschief
an individual who, by being the embodiment of an -sshole,has risen through the ranks to become the head of all -sshole, hence the -sschief. that -sschief cut me off in traffic!