Asperfation
the minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else’s face.
man, you just violated the -ss-to-face ratio. that was just too close. respect asperfation!
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- Assanginate
to -ss-ssinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing. destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility. michael moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. we’d better try and -ssanginate him.
- assbut
from the syndicated fox primetime cartoon “the simpsons”. used by the character jimbo jones in a derogatory fashion at the character mayor quimby. mayor quimby: “i don’t need to listen to you.” jimbo jones: “then prove it, -ssbut!”
- ass carving
1)the act of profusely having straight or gay -n-l intercourse usually resulting in some kind of bleeding of the r-ct-m 2)raping of the -n-s enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison roger: d-mn john i did some intense -ss carving with that malaysian hooker last night!!! john: you do know that that […]
- Asschief
an individual who, by being the embodiment of an -sshole,has risen through the ranks to become the head of all -sshole, hence the -sschief. that -sschief cut me off in traffic!
- ass coin
an -ss coin is a piece of sh-t that has been flattened between a tight pair of -ss cheeks… its the more disgusting version of -n-l beads. man, -person-‘s -ss must be a mint cuz they sh-t quaters. what an -ss coin mint.