Asphalt Cowboy
a man (country boy) who works on the road. he is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.
an asphalt cowboy could be considered a truck driver, iron worker, etc.
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is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4wd; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.
-big shiny expensive toyota 4wd with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection-
bystander: “stupid asphalt cowboy….”
a male prost-tute that works truck stops and services truckers.
i stopped off at wild bills truck stop and got some action from an asphalt cowboy before continuing down i-25 to deliver my load.
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