Asphalt Therapy
1. the act of driving or riding until life makes sense again.
2. a common act by gear- or motor-heads, where by traveling at high velocity down drag-strips, highways, back roads or twisties, they seek enlightenment or solutions to life’s various queries and problems.
“after my dog died i just had to get out of the house, so i got in my car for some asphalt therapy down highway 3”
“i had a great session of asphalt therapy with my bike after my girl and i got into a fight”
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