asphyxiwank
noun & verb. the act of asphyxiating oneself close to death whilst masturbating for the thrill of it. a fetish that can sometimes go a little too far by accident, leading to death.
derived from “asphyxsia” and “w-nk” (british term)
the conservatives cannot effectively comment on corruption, since they became the party of cash-for-questions, the extramarital affair and the fatal asphyxiw-nk
the act of having a w-nk while asphyxiating one’s self ala michael hutchence. good times.
jeremy had grown old with w-nking. he’d tried all types. regular w-nks. danger w-nks. on buses. trains. bikes. all types. now it was time to move onto the ultimate w-nk. the asphyxi w-nk.
the act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense – i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the p-n-s.
can you come over to my place later? i want to have an asphyxi-w-nk, but i’ll need someone to make sure i don’t kill myself.
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