ass appled


to get screwed out of something
bob higman got -ss appled out of eating lunch because he forgot his wallet, what a douche.

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    1. possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior. 2. ability to open doors with just one’s -ss. john’s hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the “clench and twist” and presto! door open.

  • Assdout

    bent out of shape your -ss is where your head should be 3 more definitions add your own on a bed with clothes on but your pants down just below ones -ss. jack: where did brad end up last night? jill: i found him -ss’d out on my bed…like wtf to be left hangin; to […]

  • Asshat McGoolagher

    a condescending term for a generally doofy and/or dim-witted fellow. “why won’t the television work?” “because you’re -sshat mcgoolagher, and it’s not plugged in.” ~ (after witnessing a stupid act) all hail -sshat mcgoolagher, sultan of stupid!

  • Ass Herd

    an -ss herd is a group of uneducated unemployed people that hang out in a semi public setting at strange hours of the day. similar to beggers but way too lazy to beg for any sort of money as they are still being supported and breast fed by their parents. an -ss herd usually consists […]

  • asshole puncher

    a guy who likes to f-ck other men in the -ss. when you find one mace `em in the eyes and run. watch out boys bob is an -sshole puncher.


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