ass baby

1. a medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by -n-l s-x and/or birthed through the -n-l cavity.

2. a human so hideous that only an -ss could have produced such a thing.
dora gave birth to a beautiful -ss baby boy last night.

carrot top is an -ss baby.
one who was conceived by their parents -n-l s-x, a small amount of c-m drips into their v-g-n- therefore creating the -ss baby. this -ss baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.
-oh wow look at jebadiah he sucks at life.

-yeah i know he is a total -ss baby.
a very very large bowel movement
a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth
i thought that -ss-baby was gonna rip my ring!
when a couple is having -n-l s-x, and sperm drips from the -n-l cavity to the v-g-n-, impregnating the woman.
the -j-c-l-t- from john’s then empty t-st-cl-s dripped from denise’s -n-l cavity to her v-g-n-l mound, thus impregnating her. she then gave birth to her beautiful -ss baby, clifton.
when a g-y man f-cks his best girl-friend so hard up the -ss that is creats a small hole through which an egg can travel from the ovary to the r-ct-m. then when he -j-c-l-t-s into her -ss she becomes pregnant and nine months later a baby explodes out of her -ss. it’s an -ss-baby
“lindsey, your b-tt has gotten really big”
“yeah, it’s russles -ss-baby, it’s gonna explode out any day now!”

your -ss-baby is covered in sh-t!
a baby that was conceived in the -ss hole. usually by instruments of a strap-on, and most exclusively conceived by males.
that ashe chick got me preggers… it’s an -ssbaby…