ass backdraft
the unfortunate consequences of an improperly executed fart lighting. this is where the noxious g-sses ignite within the -ss and create a terrible, terrible mess.
“why are you in a wheel chair?”
“when i was a kid, i had a fart lighting mishap, caught some -ss backdraft, and burnt the lower half of my body right off the bones.”
the unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one’s p–p shoot.
i was having a great sh-t until i got terrible -ss backdraft. they need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. sh-t.
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