Ass Basketry
n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of -ss baskets;
2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the -n-s, combined with those shaved from the b-ttocks proper;
3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin’, hatin’, posing, stoolin’, perpetratin’
i’m about to kick that pr-ck to the curb, cause he’s a master of -ss basketry.
d-mn. i bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. that pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of -ss basketry.
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