ass bastard
the name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through -n-l s-x.
george w. bush is a real -ss b-st-rd.
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an arrogant pr-ck lacking a father figure in his life.
jim hedican is such an -ssb-st-rd
a person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man’s -n-s.
i hate that guy, he’s a complete -ss-b-st-rd.
so your dads aren’t married? that’d make you an -ss-b-st-rd, huh?
synonym to “jack-ss”, a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.
“hey man i just won the lotto!”
“-ssb-st-rd!”
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“sorry i just knocked over your pepsi”
“-ssb-st-rd!”
someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been sp-wned from the rear end of some single possibly male h-m-s-xual person.
the -ss b-st-rd slept with his ex wife’s new step daughter!
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