ass beaver
a very hair -ss. a -ss that is so hairy it looks like a beaver. loved by some gay men, but others prefer a nice bald tavern for thier fancies.
sometimes used as an insult to someone who is hairy of just a tw-t in general…
“duuuuuude! i fancy sticking my c-ck in ure sweaty -ss beaver tonight!!”
“lee! u big, sweaty, farting -ss beaver!”
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