ass belonker
one who eats from another’s -ss
eat penguin sh-t, you -ss belonker
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actually, this is spelled -ssbelunker
mr brian j gyrus, “bryguy”, or mr gyrus
a person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. something theron doesn’t do.
theron: this meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
john: yeah, this is rather magnificent.
c-ckneck: my girlfriend is such a b-tch dude!
theron/john(in unison): stop being an -ss-be-lonker while in our presence.
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