ass bib
a cloth worn beneath one’s -n-s to prevent fecal matter from coming into contact with one’s briefs or pants while defecating in public.
the nearest rest stop was 50 miles away. i had to sh-t on the side of the road. luckily, i had my -ss bib.
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1.v. of or pertaining to the act of -n-l s-x “dude, i was totally -ss jamming her last night…”
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long, tubular t-rd. i crunched out one h-ll of an -ss log last night! a tubular solid excreted from the -n-s. comes in various forms. fun to play with and eat. yo! let me rub your -sslog on my face and then feed it to my baby!
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