ass Bistro


-ss bistro, when a single person or multiple people accidentally inhale a fart.
when there is a person behind you and downwind of you, you purposely fart and get either a hilarious reaction or a angry one.
person 1 “haha how was the -ss bistro”
person 2 (starts crying) “terrible”

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