ass-bitingly cold
the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.
sam: come all the way to my house
ryan: dude, im not going that far, its f-ckin 30 degrees out.
sam: 33 degrees.
ryan: either way, it is -ss-bitingly cold.
15 minutes later
ryan: sh-t! f-ck! b-lls! its f-ckin cold!
sam: its so cold, i dont think i could find my b-lls with a flashlight.
ryan: bite my -ss.
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