ass blast
a mega firey fart
dude. my -ss blast was painful
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speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.
i was riding the toilet with major -ss blast.
1. when you have to take a sh-t really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.
2. having s-x with someone in the -n-s and having a lot of fun in the process.
1. that -sshole matt left an -ssblast all over my toilet!
2. we had a real -ssblast at the party last night. matt’s -ss is going to be sore for a week!
when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. so haveing to fine a ext place to go
one time at band camp…. i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a -ss blast on the wall.
forceful -n-l s-x
met this guy last night; boy, did i get my -ss blasted
a 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. -ssblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named “-n-l fiesta i”), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that sh-t really hurts one’s -ss who so choses to blast that b-tch down the road.
-ssblast projects include =
dually scooter (done but broken)
af i (incomplete)
project sailboard (on hold)
little red corvette (incomplete)
screamin s-m-n (waiting for a tire)
af iv (super dangerous)
when something awful happens that infuriates you, you have an ‘-ss blast’ the event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your -ss.
dude, an elf just took my cookie! i’m going to have a gnarly -ss blast!
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