Ass Blast from the Past
(noun) when a long-dead transvest-te eskimo f-ggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your p–per and blows your n-gg-r -ss to china
person #1: “dude i no longer have an -n-s after my last 3 -ss blasts from the past.”
person #2: “then how do you take a sh-t?”
person #1: “i don’t really know.”
person #2: “that is f-ckin insane.”
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