Ass Budget
the amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of -ss. one’s budget for s-x.
$4,000! man, that spitzer dude sure had one heck of an -ss budget!
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an -ss crispy: the lint at the top of your -sscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. the color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. commonly mistaken for dingleberries. ewww! don’t flick your -ss crispy at me!
- assdana
a long sleeve shirt a woman ties around her waist while working out, or otherwise wearing skin-tight pants, to hide her -ss. did you see the girl on the treadmill wearing the -ssdana? why the h-ll wear skin-tight pants if you also have to wear an -ssdana?
- ass first
a guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo. where a bi-s-xual male enters when copulating. danny gokey’s faux hawk makes him look like he was born -ss first. 1 more definition add your own a statement of intention to perform -n-l s-x prior to any other s-xual acts. often seen as a serious victory for the […]
- assgenda
when someone has an agenda to be an -ss, or -sshole. said person will enter a situation with the intention of being an -ss…or d-ck…or douche…or tool. “everyone has an agenda. usually an -ss agenda. that’s what we like to call an -ssgenda.” “‘what’s the deal with bill tonight? he’s a being a real -ss.’ […]
- assgrit
any matter that is stuck between the left and right b-ttock, particularly co-rs- material that makes it uncomfortable to walk, sit, or perform daily tasks. guy 1: dude stop scratching your -ss when i’m around. guy2: sorry man, after i went to the beach yesterday i got a lot of -ssgrit stuck between my cheeks. […]