ass bump
when you lick your finger, roll it in c-ke, and stick it in your p–p chute.
my b-m is numb from that -ss b-mp.
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when your inside b-mps go to the outside.
my dog, casey, was sniffing my b-tt and found my -ss b-mps!
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