Ass cake
a close relative to the t-rd. -ss cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as monster energy drinks, dr. peppers, dr. mcsteves, or cake. -ss cakes p-ss quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. dropping an -ss cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest playboy. it is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an -ss cake. it is vital information. they wish to know of your pleasure.
greg: hey man, i gotta go drop an -ss cake.
joe: i love you
a person who is a simple -sshole.
that farm boy was just an -sscake.
when sh-t dries on the -ss hairs and hardens,
when i woke up this morning, i obviously did not wipe my -ss good enough because i had some -ss cakes dangling from my -ss.
moron, c-cksucker
searyx is a total -ss cake.
(noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male -sshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an -sscake.
the kkk just gave -sscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. those f-ggot -sshole kkk f-cks!
cheeks of a woman’s -ss; b-ttocks
“that young ‘ho certainly has fine -ss cakes!”
a mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete -ss of themself.
person 1: that guy is such an -sscake!
person 2: yeah i know!
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