Ass cast


v: the act of sticking a limb with a cast on it into your -ss or another person’s -ss.
n: a cast that is in an -ss.
dave: i had a weird experience last night.
tom: what happened?
dave: i got an -ss cast from my girl friend.
tom: aw, man! how thick was the cast?

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  • ass douching

    doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. this comes from the literal meaning, as douching your -ss would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom. oh man, i need to stop -ss douching and get to my homework!

  • assfuckery

    the chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities. “when mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, i set up my own tab with the bartender. i wanted no part of the -ssf-ckery that would happen when it came time to divy up […]

  • Ass Harassment

    the act of grabbing, touching, punching, kicking, or unwanted f-cking of the -ss of any living thing. a branch of s-xual har-ssment, but more specific. tom is an -ss har-ssment victim; he is forever scarred.

  • asshattery

    1. acts committed by an -sshat or -sshats. 2. engagement in an activity normally reserved for -sshats. i demand that all of you stop this -sshattery at once! 11 more definitions add your own -sshattery; 1. the act of acting similar to or completely like an -sshat. 2. similar to or completely like “foolishness”. 1. […]

  • assholia

    the condition when someone has become a true -sshole. that guy has a case of -ssholia


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