ass chair


a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user’s b-tt in th chair.
dude1- “i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my b-tt in the padding!”

dude2- “you’ve got yourself an -ss chair!”

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    another word for -n-s. i dont like it when she touches my -sschasm.

  • asschuck

    verb meaning to spew from the b-tt don’t go in there, i just -sschucked.

  • ass-facing

    when you’re in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer’s -ss gets shoved into your face. similar to b-lls-facing, -ss-heading, and b-lls-heading. “the surfers in the billy talent mosh pitt were crazy – i got -ss-faced so many times!”

  • ass heave

    when the schphincter muscles give in to the inner pressure of the r-ct-m and spell forth a m-ssive amount of doo-doo. gosh! indian food made my tummy upset i feel i may need to -ss heave. 1 more definition add your own after holding your sh-t for hours and finally being able to sit down […]

  • asshole intervention

    a type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage h-m-s-xual activity. alex came out to his parents and they held an -sshole intervention.


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