Ass Cheese

leftover sperm in your -ss.
i feel -sscheese from last night when i sit down.
a foul smelling mixture of dead skin cells, dirt, sweat and sh-t seepage from one’s -sshole, collecting in the -ss crack.
i would have let sara give me a rimjob, but my crack was full of -ss cheese because i hadn’t showered for days.
-ss cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the -n-s, as the result of inadequate -ss wiping. -ss cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called ‘sour -ss’, whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their -ss with their underwear. results in “skidmarks” on the underwear.
i thought i had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. later in the day, i realized that there was -ss cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour -ss it gave me. now my fingers reek of -ss.
the mushy stuff that kinda gathers around your -sshole after three days without a bath.
jesus, baby — i ain’t gonna lick the little feller in the boat until you get rid of some -ss cheese.
the literal definition for -ss-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the b-tt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.

other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.

-ss-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
‘man!! this bathroom smells like -ss-cheese!!’

‘this sucks worse than the time i was drunk and licked your -ss-cheese!!’

‘this burger tastes like -ss-cheese!!’
a foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human -ss-crack…most commonly triggered by profuse b-tt-hole sweating and/or a soiled -ss-crack area.

-ss cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:

1) it causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the -ss cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty -sshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the -ss cheese and just letting it be.

2) latches onto -sshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
on a scorching hot summer afternoon, red mcdougall f-cked a fugly wh-r- on his couch in the missionary position. after a few minutes he turned her over to f-ck her doggy style…he went to insert his p-n-s when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life….he gagged and almost puked on her -ss. he soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her b-tt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains….that’s when he saw her entire -ss crack and under p-ssy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan -ss cheese!!!

the pungent odor consumed him and he p-ssed out on the spot…

when he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez – -ss cheese style! he vomited over and over until he p-ssed out again.
the remaining fecies left in someones -ss-hole usually due to improper wiping procedures after one drops a log.
petes -ss cheese was potent enough to attract a herd of mice.

a thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the b-ttocks.
d-mn, that -sscheese left a racin’ stripe in my drawers again!