ass chicken
chicken that has, subsequently, been on, near, or around someone’s -ss. generally having to do with chicken of the frozen variety.
dude! you’re going to nuke your -ss chicken. (or) i don’t want to eat your rancid -ss chicken.
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see dork.
a person who is silly or dumb at times.
also: switch the d-mn words around.
omg, omg…you -ss chicken!!
1) the dark meat parts of a chicken including the thighs and drumsticks.
2) any less desirable or lower quality chicken meat.
i used to like woo’s kung pao but now they’re making it with -ss chicken.
guy who takes another guys seat at a party
you are such a -sschicken.
it is chicken that is farted on.
get the h-ll away from my -ss chicken!
when a naked drunken person sits on a platter of chicken and it rides up their -ss crack.
see also: dirty tyler
laura: i’m hungry
tyler: want some chicken?
laura: no, tyler i don’t want your -ss chicken!
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out of luck the chicas get in for free, the rest o’ you bustas is all -ssed out. 9 more definitions add your own to be done. tired beyond the point of tired. running on empty. used instead of p-ss out. i worked 11 hours today, im -ssed out. its 2am and i just got […]
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