ass children


an infant or small child that was birthed from his mother’s -ss instead of the v-g-n-. usually very emotional and hard to entertain. they maintain a general smell to them as well, as if they never bathe.
holy sh-t spencer, i can smell your -ss child from the drive-way.
or
i hope i never have to raise any -ss children of my own.
a child bourne from the -ss of a man, who is impregnated through -ss-f-cking.
oh god! garufi is having an -ss child!

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