Ass Choad


any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the t-rd itself.
i thought i was constipated, but then i realized i just had to p-ss a killer -ss choad.
one that shows such attributes that the only way to describe this person is to combine two of the most h-n-s words to describe parts of your body. so the short, chubby, “choad” like deminor and actions of those with such description combined with the d-ck like traits of the common -sshole give you then ill-favored -ss choad
your best friend stole your last peice of prized cheese cake. used in context “what that h-ll you eat my cheese cake for, -ss choad”
a slang term for -ssholes with short fat c-cks
that guy was a total -sschoad.

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