Ass chonger
the act of funneling liquid (eg. beer, vodka, or sh-t water) into ones -n-s.
gerald going to -ss chonger septic water for a 1,000,000 dollars.
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someone who likes to chong -ss eg h-m- oral s-x via the b-tt-hole
guy 1: dude that guy just looked at me in the showers
guy 2: dont make eye contact he’s probably an -sschonger
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