ass crack
the split between someone’s -ss cheeks.
look at the size of that guys -ss crack! it runs halfway up his back
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when a girl wares her paints to d-mn low and you can see the “v” that is made where the two b-tt checks come together.
britney speares has way to much -sscrack
the line on your -ss that gets erased after sitting down for long periods of time.
i better take a marker to re-draw my -sscrack because it will be gone after sitting in the plane that long
a person who is not quite an -sshole, but well on their way.
steve gave me a back handed compliment. that guy is such an -sscrack!
a dirty, despicable human being, that serves no purpose in life. only there to annoy the sh-t out of you.
-d-mn, i’m so tired of denise bothering me.
-yeah, that girl is such an -sscrack.
something you should not fall into
jimmy fell into his mom’s -ss crack and got stuck
the thing you yell when nothing else comes to mind. one of those times when you’re so mad that you say something extremely irrelevant and that doesn’t even make sense, when you could have just as easily said -ss hole.
tracy: yeah, thats such a dumb thing to say no one cares.
sam:oh.. you…you’re such a… a…
tracy: a what?
sam: -ss crack!!
tracy: lol of all the things you could have said…-ss hole maybe?.. wow you are just awful.
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the art of pulling one’s pants down and putting one’s bare -ss on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them. brody: “how was your night?” judith: “dude, i -ss furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn’t stop barking.”
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a low and rumbly fart. although he tried to cover it up, the -ss growl was unmistakable.